Status: Dark One
Tenure Date: 08/29/09
Member Since: 04/27/02
Hailing from some other form of Reality and armed with his trusted Orb of Liquid Celestial Harmony, BlackHawke stumbled his way into the fold of the Dark Ones way back in April of 2002. Since then, he has found his perch behind the bar at various parties hosted by the Dark Ones, thus becoming the unofficial Head Bartender. He has also started brewing his own beer and ales, and has shared with everyone who has crossed his path.
Known Aliases: Robin, Shawn, Barkeep and “Hey, you, with the alcohol!”
Current Residence: The Aerie
Place of Origin: Some different realm of Alternate Reality (because life in this reality can’t be this rough)
Profession: Part-time Multi-Planar Bounty Hunter & Purveyor of Fine Spirits
Race: Why you gotta bring race into it?
Height: 6′ 3.5″ / Weight: As of 9/3/08, at 7:45AM, 307.1 lbs
Hair Color: Ranges between Black and None (What’s with the color thing?) / Eye Color: Dark Brown (Again with the color!!!)
Distinguishing Features: Small scar on the back of head, visible only when head is bald
Title(s): Membership Liaison, Seneschal, Seat on Oligarchy, Dark Ones Head Bartender & Keeper of the Tote
Favored Weapon: Spatial Orb of Liquid Celestial Harmony – grants the holder the ability to provide various people with harmony of a liquid nature; however, this liquid has been known to impair the ability to view spatial boundaries within certain people. The Orb, while normally in BlackHawke’s possession, has been used by Dark Ones and Associates, with varying degrees of success and failure.
Likes: Food, Alcoholic Beverages, Women (loose, tight, or otherwise), hanging with friends and causing Mass Hysteria.
Dislikes: Licorice, Watermelon (don’t ask), Jagermeister (tastes like Vicks Formula 44 cough syrup), Lima beans, Asparagus
Allies: I have many allies; I’m the unofficial Head Bartender
Enemies: I have many enemies; I’m the unofficial Head Bartender
Special Lineage or Associations: Brethren of the Hawk, Association of Planar Bartenders, The Way of the Scales, Married to Falconer