What were you thinking?
So Just What Were You Thinking?
See, I was never the spiritual type. Buddhism, neo-paganism, Christianity–I thought it was all rank superstition. You get one turn on the merry-go-round, and that’s it. Why waste time grabbing for the golden ring? Get the best ride you can.
So when this guy offered me billions of dollars in exchange for my soul, well, who wouldn’t sign the contract, right? I felt a little silly–like giving your enemy’s account information to a Nigerian via e-mail–but hey, it worked out. I had a really great life until yesterday.
And, well, that’s how I ended up down here, Your Dark Majesty.